June 2013
1 post
May 2013
4 posts
This. Another `solution` to the Japanese population crisis as offered up by your local band of Old Japanese MALE Politicians Who Know More About Women And Babies Than You Uneducated Females Do.
Also, even though I am not allowed to vote, I still pay your high taxes every year. Instead of wasting my tax money on creating things like this and on meaningless midyear conferences for the JET Programme, I would like it back please. Things to buy. Places to see.
Love, Baby-less Sarah
(via thenomadsland)
April 2013
3 posts
what-happened-at-strange-city:
This blog has been created to keep everyone up to date with the recent labour dispute with Strange City, the reputable and well-known piercing and tattoo studio in Edmonton, AB. Clients, friends, and associates have been curious about the details so we wanted to let everyone know the current…
March 2013
5 posts
February 2013
5 posts
January 2013
7 posts
do u ever just love someone so much u just
i kno that feel
- Deredere: I wonder if senpai will notice me if I make him bento today!
- Tsundere: I-it's not like I want senpai to notice me or anything...! He isn't that cool anyway!
- Yandere: Senpai! I removed your girlfriend who was in the way of our fated love. Will you notice me now? Why won't you notice me, senpai!?
- Dandere: I don't think senpai would notice me anyway, so it doesn't matter...
- Kuudere: I don't really care whether senpai notices me or not.
- Himedere: If senpai wants me to notice him, he better kneel down and lick my shoes.
- Thugdere: Senpai a bitch ass nigga anyway, thats why I stole that niggas wallet
December 2012
4 posts
if you’re ever sad remember that the canadian 100 dollars bills are maple syrup scratch and sniff
omfg shut the fuck up Canada how are you even a real country
November 2012
10 posts
Sick for the first time this time around in Japan. ]:
I just want someone to make me chicken soup and rub my back
WHY CAN’T MY KOTATSU DO THAT
“On Monday morning Savita asked, if they could not save the baby, could they induce to end the pregnancy. [She was in somewhat severe pain]”
“The consultant said it was the law, that this is a Catholic country. Savita said: ‘I am neither Irish nor Catholic’ but they said there was nothing they…
omg i’m crying.
OH MY GOD.
omfG
LOL IM CRYING
I CAN’T BREATHE
LMAO NOOOOOO
DEAD.
when you finish masturbating the second before someone gets home
October 2012
10 posts
10 years from now I’m going to look back at myself and think, “I was such a silly little young adult, thinking I knew everything there was to know about life.” Just how looking back at myself 10 years prior to now I think, “I was such a silly little teenie bopper, thinking I knew everything there was to know about life.”
Of course, it’ll momentarily suck…but I should really just suck it up.
There is no doubt in my mind that I’m living my life to the fullest.
this is all over the place in a cryptic way. lol
- You don’t have to achieve great things by the time you’re 25
- You have intrinsic value above and beyond your perceived utility to other people and society at large.
- You don’t have to have sex, or have sex in any way that you find uncomfortable or unpleasant, to keep anyone’s love or good opinion of you. They didn’t love you or think very well of you to start with if they demand it.
- You don’t have to stay with someone who isn’t meeting your emotional or sexual needs because they need you, or you’ve been with them for awhile, or you need to be in a relationship. You need you. Your time is your own and it is finite.
- It’s ok to work at a job you enjoy that doesn’t make you miserable even if it’s not a career and it won’t “lead to anything.”
- Your life is not a narrative. It is not leading to anything, there is no overarching thesis, it does not have themes beyond the usual shared cultural experiences of your time and place. This is ok. It does not mean that your life is without purpose or meaning.
- It’s ok not to like or get along with the vast majority of people you encounter, so long as you afford them the same respect, courtesy and dignity that they afford you.
- Expensive is not always better.
- Failure is temporary if you’re still alive.
- People are both much better and much worse than you’d suspect, but usually not all at once.
- Stop thinking of your future self as a different person and it will be easier to prevent money and health problems.
- Let people help you, lean on them when you need to, and be available to help, but don’t swing too far in either direction. Try to carry your half of the life basket as evenly as you can.
- Set boundaries, and do not be afraid to kick people out of your life who disregard them. You will not end up alone and unloved. People who love you will be ok with your boundaries.
- Your power does not come from money or beauty, but from seeing life steadily and wholly, from a curious and thoughtful mind, and from your ability to say no when you want to, and yes when you want to, and I don’t know when you don’t know.
- There will be bad times, maybe lots of bad times, but not only bad times.
- Love will not heal the wounds in your soul, but love can give you the impetus to begin the work of healing yourself.
- Life might be a long series of starting over, and that’s alright.
- You’re really cool, you’re really beautiful, you’re really special. Really. Not to everyone, but to a lot of someones sometimes.
